Teacher : Why are you late?
Webster : Because of the sign.
Teacher : What sign?
Webster : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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Teacher : Why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
Cindy : You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher : John, how do you spell "crocodile?"
John : K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
Teacher : No, that's wrong.
John : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher : What is the chemical formula for water?
Sarah : H I J K L M N O
Teacher : Whart are you talking about?
Sarah : Yesterday, you said it's H to O!
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Teacher : George, go to the map and find North America.
George : Here it is!
Teacher : Correct! Now class, who discovered America?
Class : George!!
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Teacher : Wille, name one important thing we have today that
we didn't have ten years ago.
Willie : Me!
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Teacher : Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
Tommy : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher : Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I."
Ellen : I is...
Teacher : No, Ellen, Always say, "I am."
Ellen : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher : Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly
the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Desmond : No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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Teacher : George, Washington not only chopped down his father's
cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know
why his father didn't punish him?
Johnny : Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Silvia : Dad, can you write in the dark?
Father : I think so. What do you want me to write?
Silvia : Your name on this report card.
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